I don't have a Canada Goose coat, but I do have an ugly brown parka with a black faux fur trim that helps me blend into the crowd. It has its merits (eg: avoiding exes and frenemies, for example) but it's definitely boring! I'd love something more colourful.
As I mentioned earlier, I'm writing these blog posts retrospectively. This was made in 2015, and it's now 2017 as I'm writing these little blurbs. But one thing has never changed: I'll never buy a Canada Goose coat! Loads of reasons why.